she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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