Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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