you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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