Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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