i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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