you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
