2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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