Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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