Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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