tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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