Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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