I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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