you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
