I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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