is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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