Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
only you would photoshop your dick
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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