Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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