I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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