K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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