He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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