I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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