We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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