yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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