he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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