Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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