I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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