It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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