your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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