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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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