i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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