Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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