she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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