I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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