My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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