spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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