with your own penis?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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