Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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