can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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