i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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