Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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