well I can't set my house on fire every night
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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