we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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