1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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