do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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