Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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