I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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