i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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