wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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