Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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