why didn't you poke me back
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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