question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I lost the right to judge tonight
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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