wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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