You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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