I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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