pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
We had sex on a dog bed..
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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