Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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